
Enhanced Graphics. Enchanged Gameplay. That is the “promise” which is on the back of the box. But does Bully for the Wii live up to it?
Before I continue the title Bully: Scholaryship Edition is a updated version of Rockstar’s last PS2 title Bully.

The game lets you take control of a teenage rebal called Jimmy Hopkins who his parents have abandoned him at this snooty stricky bording school called Bullworth Academy.
So ofcourse don’t think your getting off easy. You attend classes…or not. Bully on the other kids and avoid the athorty figures.

Through out the school you have all your generic school yard types. I have outlined them here.
Nerds are the kids who look the worst and wear these retarded green clothes. While how annoying they are, they come out good on the end been a strong ally with many reasources you can use.
You then have your Preppies who are just rich fuckers. The Jocks who are tough tools who bully the nerds and always seem to out number you if you try and fuck with them.
Another group at Bullworth is the Greasers these are people who wear leather jackets and hang out at the auto shop. Don’t mess with these guys. They don’t like the average Joe walking around their turf.
You then have your authority figures such as Prefects, Teachers and outside the school there are Cops. These guys try and push law and order on you all the time. Look sideways and your busted.
Outside of school as well you have townies which are everyone that dosen’t live at school. They are total tools.

But don’t think these guys can get the upper hand on you. Throughout the game you can find nerous things to help you out. Such as firecrackers, a slingshot, scateboart, stink bomb, marbles itching poweder and eggs and much much more.
The classes are mini games which you must attend, if a prefect catches you outside of class durring the time one is on, you will be teleported to the class and have to do the mini game if you are caught.
Mathematics class is a mini game which you click on the right answer.
English minigames feature you making words out of a group of letters.
One of the better ones Biology you cut open a range of animals and take out their organs.
The Art class mini game is also fun, you make boxes while other objects try and stop you from making them.
Music is a Rayman Raving Rabbid music minigame clone. It features you wacking either the nunchuck or wiimote in time with the music.
Geography is a bland subject but more fun than English or Math. You put a flag onto a country it represents.
Chemistry is one of the only useful classes. You mix chemicals together to create a reasoruce such as a firecracker or stink bomb etc.
Photography is a subject you unlock after you get a camera. You go around school or town taking pictures.
Gym is another useful class were you learn more moves.
Shop is were you fix up bikes and other automobiles.
All minigames are timed and feel a bit tight but once you get going its easy.

Controls are one of the games hightlights. Rockstar have gotten the scheme of control quite right. You use the control-stick to move around. Pressing some buttons do attacks and swinning the Wiimote or Nunchuck also attacks someone. + and – goes through your weapons and other items.
Music isn’t a strong point but it suits the game well as background music rather than in your face fucking metal or rap shit.
I recomend this game to anyone who can get it.
Trent Petronaitis

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There are a few retro games which I love and will buy anything relating to them no matter how crap they are and hide behind my fanboism when it comes to these games.
Those are:
- Space Invaders
- Suvival Kids/Lost in Blue
- Rampage
and a few others.

Tatio has announced another Space Invaders game. Tatio so far is the best with the licence…(Is it even a licence anymore?) with Space Invaders Extreme for the Nintendo DS been really fun online and offline.
The past Space Invaders games by developers I admit were sour and Tatio is here to turn things around. They have made some great games like Lost Magic for the DS.

TREMBLE IN FEAR AT OUR THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHIPS!
If you were wondering what you did in this version…
“Increase speed, drop down and reverse direction!”
You are the Space Invaders and you distory shit in a Rampage like fasion.
“You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!”
Which means I like it 10x as much ^_^

I hope this isn’t on Wiiware due to Nintendo’s retarded ‘You can’t take your games with you to other peoples Wiis and you can’t murge your account with other peoples Wii’s if they are in your own household’.
If its WiiWare it can STFU no matter how good it is…
Trent Petronaitis
I was going to post this yesturday. But I had no time.



I also have school this week so no more trinest.com updates until I either a) Feel like it or B) Have time.