Later that day my brother comes home with 2 wiis, he had bought Zelda and Red Steel as games. Fun titles. He plugs in his wii to his tv set up and plays zelda for a bit, then updates his Wii to the newest firmwer as well as connecting it to the internet.

He then says “SHIT I GOTTA DO TRENTS WII BEFORE HE COMES HOME” so he dose it only to find it dosn’t work (it failed to connect to the internet).

He goes to target and buys me a Wii – this time it worked.

December 9th 2006 – I noticed my Wii froze every once in awhile, I thought nothing of it.

December 13th 2006 – Wii fucks up. Doesn’t respond to anything.

Wednesday that Week – I come home sick from school and my mum goes ‘you better not be doing this just to play wii’ I then tell her it dosn’t work, my brother rings up and gets a replacement one.

Friday that week – Replacement one comes, I play it for awhile.

Through out Xmas and early summer holidays – I noticed my Wii failed to read disks proplery, so I thought nothing of it because I was going away.

17th Jan 2007 – I get my mum to ring up Nintendo, it sounded like she thought the Wii had a scratched disk not a proper problem. My brother says ‘you did it wrong’.

18th Jan 2007 – My brother desides he can do it properly and rings up Nintendo, first about straps then rings up again about the Wii. He gets a chick who was helpfull and explained that because its a serive problem it goes to Target to be returned and sent to them.

We go to Target only to have backwords service, a lie if you must. Each said they can’t handle returns to Nintendo because they don’t deal with them. So we got a refund (which we didn’t know we where getting until my brother bought rayman and got $340 back) We talked to the head of the section for awhile, she was admazed and said I’m the only person with these problems.

We go to eb because I told my brother about the gc titles they had there. We buy a few preowened and talk to the manger and another staff member about Wii consoles. We then evolved the conversation into my wii problems and the fact they never herd of anything like this before. The other staff member said ‘must be bad luck’. We then talked to the manger about gc games, he took us to the section and my brother inquired about four swords which was $100 but the box was shit as, so we got $20 nocked off. A good day for gc games, a bad day for my wii.

We come home and my brother rings Nintendo, YES they do deal with retail, so we talked to the manger at target who will send it down, get it back then ring us up so we can buy back the console. Hopfuly this is the last time I have back luck with Wiis.

Now when we dicovered the rocks tragic secret we where walking down a moutain at night. I slip, allmost fall of the edge, only to push the rock down instead. My bro then followed suit and did the same. With the comment ‘rocks the silent killer’. He became forever cursed the rocks kept comming….

At night. You an’t safe. We where walking again, only 2 nights ago. Walking up a street. Turn left, and we walk across the street and then walk past a poll, we get onto the foot path, only to have my brother walk cross onto a rock and trip over.

This rock was inplace for the naming of this gay street. But instead it triped over my brother as it was in the dark and no lights where around it. So basicly…it was silent and it was dark.

It was fine at first, because mum was stuiped and has bad vision, rining up the people we where ment to meet when they where, right in front of us almost.

There was nothing to do, expet listen to shitty country music been played over the shit speekers in the shit cola they had.

I sware I wanted to slap that fucking annousment guy doing all the fucking horse scores.

Every so often they played some shit story about some old gay blues or country music singer.

Some of the cattle where realy sikco…one which came in had a fringgin wet noes, with mucus dripping down almost to the ground.

Some horses went good, others sucked.

We went home, and then I stayed at home, I wasnt going again, my parents took my aunty there instead that time.