I don’t know what I had planned originally- in fact I was going to be on hiatus from this site a lot longer then this. Also I was to busy playing hopscotch with what I wanted to do with 5xxt. In the end I just went crazy for awhile, failed a few assignments and then passed others.

My plan for tonight’s dinner was going to be Pizza, but nooooooooooo mum had to be called in for work. Anyway the point is- with the steak which dad bought originally (some really shit rump- I think its a rump?) anyway I’m going to cook a SUPER STEAK!

Now my plan is to cook this steak with some sort of epic super cocktail of random shit which I can find.

I saw some good tips about how to make the batter and stuff like that yesterday (I cooked steak yesterdays I did)- but today I can’t seem to find any.

My plan is to basterdize the meat by pounding salt, herb salt and what ever other type of garlic herbish mess I can fuck the steak up with.

Looking for various tips on the internet- I found this interesting article from 2007 about how cooking a steak is worse then you going out and doing a peely.

Well that is pretty funky isn’t it? What else did the internet tell me? Nothing much. But all I know is if I had ordered pizza it would of been here by now- I would be enjoying the various new flavours Dominos has, and cowing down a Hawaiian on Thin.

So what else can I say? In prep mode all I’m doing is chilling out to some various toons on the media centre and writing this article- tasty?

Let’s hope Master Chief tonight has some better dishes then what I’m about to cook up.

Cooking it – 5:30 to #:## :

I’m not going to say the finishing time on this baby- because well, I could of done it wrong and that’s plan evil. But I can tell you it is done in under 30 min. Or over.

Okay, so I just got back from cooking the most of it- now is time for a bit of a write up. I dare say I might burn the shits out of it because of what I did to it- or because of what I will now do.

As the sun goes down, my hunger kicks in. What will old trin cook? Well lets see what we have to cook!

What is this? Yucky shit on my cooking bench? That can’t be.

Lets clean that shit off.

I’m only going to cook one today, that is for me. Not cooking mum’s is because she went to work and now I’m not enjoying pizza.

Let’s rape that bitch with some herb salt. I pushed in both sides the salt into the deep side of the tasty steak.

Time to cook this bitch!

Eating it – The Deep of the Night:

After a bit of fiddling around, I cleaned the steak up to be worthy of my eating in a sandwich. 2x cheese and BBQ and Tomato sauce.

Was it worth it?

Trinest Version:- Yes

Master Chief Version:- Presentation wise, it was very messy. Icky Tomato sauce all over the place.

When taking a bite, the herb salt digs in to your throat- but the cheese on both sides of the steak and the bread cushions it into a pillow keeping it in one part of your mouth.

The sauce doesn’t cover all of the meat, but the two sauces used gives it a unique flavour in various spots of the steak. With the amount it isn’t as noticeable, and just gives it some extra jazz.

Added note from the Trin God: “Working on a new theme for trinest.com, lets just say its Trin !1.