So today I got gifted with the task to find the food for the tonight, you see this is a traditional man thing- to hunt for the food and come back to the bitch with some food. So today was my chance.

So after I picked my Sweet and Sour Pork ingredients I went on the hunt for French Vanilla. To my surprise no one has it.

So I go to Woolies and OMFG NONE BUT FUCKING FAT FREE SHIT.

Went to Coles OMfG NONE BUT FUCKING FAT FREE SHIT.

Went to Frankies OMFG NOT BUT FUCKING FAT FREE SHIT.

And this fat free shit, as I described it- isn’t millions of brands with fat free- its only one brand.

So wait as I was like “oh we might have to get the fat free shit” I look down the bottom and what do I see- some no-named crap but French none the less. What more sam I am- this icecream is not fat or fried.

And then I bought it. The end.