The General – Issue 5
The general article about ramdom life happings, or just ramdom a current affairs.
Lattly, it has been raining *gaps saying OMG*, well yeah. Anyways this sudden change in the weather has made me wonder this…why the hell did the weather man predict it to rain on Thursday when it hasnt rainined until now? This guy is the worst weather man ever, hes cheep and nasty and probably has no life. I bet he only gets paid $2 a hour for his 5minute segment.
Well maybe not, but still, I’m sick and tired of people predicting stuff which never happens or happens days, months, or years down the track. I remember when I used to own HMswamp, ahh…I was the first DS site, I even called it the Nintendo DS, even last year I seggested a few things that Nintendo will do with the DS, I even seggested the correct date for the Nintendo Wi-fi connection in Australia. Yet, I have no contacts in Nintendo, and these weather men do, with there high-tec graphs,offical readings ect. Yet they still get these things wrong.
Oh well, *yawns* I wonder if some ramdom person is ramdomly reading these articles at a ramdom momment. Is that possible? Nar I dont think so, or is it? Is there even life? Maybe I’m some werid guy in the year 500, is a ramdom commer?
My ramdom accusations like that never come true, but then I did predict many things which came true, such as the comming of the DS, the distruction of Sony, and the rebirth of SEGA. Or maybe I’m just dreaming, like I did with my wishfull thinking last year, predicting the DS to come out all at once? Then again, I did predict the exact date for the UK launch as well as the Australian launch before they were announced. Oh well.
I’m sick of school I go to school, I learn nothing, I do nothing, I expect nothing. Then I come home and do nothing. I allways wanted to change my lifestyle, ride a bike like old times, but its broken. Climb a tree like old times, but I have no trees anymore. All I can do is come home, sit on my computer then at some odd hour at night me and my brother and his friend will run around playing with fire or ramdomly throwing odd fruits and eachothers legs while dangerously riding a scooter we hacked to make dangrous…man thats fun…one minute it works the next it dosnt.
I’m also sick of my spelling, yes the great trinest admits he sucks at spelling ramdom stuff. But I have tried to spell better, but the only thing I spell better at is small words, which are unintresting and wont get me anywhere in life, even those I suck at spelling. I try to use huge intresting words which are big and bold, but again I cant spell those. Even my grammer is falling. Who do I blame? I blame the school system, if you sit and school, in my exact classes for as long as I have, you will relise how bad the education system is. Kids are running around screaming, yelling, throwing stuff, and then the teachers just sit there doing nothing. Like yeah, thats bad, but look at this, ever since a lower class then my classes have gotten this new teacher, all they do in sience is talk about sex, drugs, and prostutes.
Remember kiddies, on Wednesday watch channel 10 at 7:30 – 8:30pm if you live in Australia for the Simpsons + Futrama special like yeah.
Article by trinest
Trent Petronaitis
Fanboys, there around everywhere, under your bed, in your toothpaste, and in easy to use tube form. They come in every diffrent size, only wanting one thing, to piss of people who an’t nubs or something like that.
Since the dorn of the generation of last, many fanboys arrised, they came they stole, they attacked then they left behind a small relic of deverstaion among the gaming community. You see these people around today, with the famous slogan of “crapbox 360, Gaystation 3 and Kiddy Revolution”.
Many fanboys dont see the true identy of each console, and bag mouth them for any reson, personaly I hate any Sony console, for a number of resons but do I go around bag mouthing Sony? No more then likly earlier this year I was running around forums bag mouthing Nintendogs. Blah and now poeple hate Nintendogs and are like “OMG WE SHOULD HAVE LISTEND” and stuff.
Well thats not the point the point is, we are going to see more and more poeple every generation insulting the buyers of other products not their “favorite”. Well I dont see this as a problem, but ironicly each console is also getting more and more “mature” games and less and less “mature” gamers.
The gaming inderstry is dead, we are getting “mature” games when the majorty of players are not “mature” gamers. My friend owns a PS2 and has practly every “mature” game on the system, and him and his brother are the worst poeple to socialise with. He is they clueless and allways askes me to get cheats for the games when he cant bother to do a google search for them.
Basicly that leads me onto another topic, we will start to see more ignornt gamers, remember you cant spell ignornt with out IGN. Basicly with that, we will start to see more “fanboy” and “ignornt” media websites.
Trent Petronaitis
The General – 4
Sitting here with a bottle of Cascade Premium Apple Juice (I recommend that sparkling apple juice ^_^) I’m starting the next article of the general, where I look at random issues through out the community this issue, we look at children, there hopeless dreams which will never happen, the future, and what the old people which failed in there child hood dreams are doing about it.
Today’s children are stuck up, love l33t thinking its cool, back mouth there parents ect. And the worst thing is, they get away with it.
Firstly we look at l33t and what it is doing to children. Children born in the last 20 years with a internet connection and many contacts would find that if not them or someone else is using l33t. L33t is counted lately as an annoying useless way that new users or old use to be “hip†or “coolâ€. People today don’t relies but there are people which are so annoyed at the use of l33t that they have even started clans, clubs and groups to ban “l33t†words such as LOL. Seriously LOL is over used, not just LOL but mainly l33t as in the number and characters to replace general civilized words. Now my point about today’s kids, many of today’s kids look at there play station or what ever they have they see “violence†well the government has targeted that but what about l33t, if I was an adult I would find that l33t would be more annoying then the general eye to eye contact of pixilated graphic violence. Kids which use l33t become more lazy in the spelling and grammar department and don’t develop good social skills, they also are very much stuck up and annoying to those around them.
Besides l33t kids see and do many other things, many of the current generation of kids are stuck up, these kids are going out with people when there 5 – 8 for gods sake, don’t give me the story of there more “advance†cause there not, they are desperate and they see what there older brothers or other people in schools are doing so they act it out and start going out with people at young ages. This causes young people because there more emotionally weak to probably endure counseling after a brake up or something simmer along those lines, adults should stop young ones going out at these ages. Kids should be going out around 16+ because then they aren’t as emotionally weak and they are more mature (hopefully) also it can effect with schooling if younger.
So far in this article I have pined all the children’s extremely bad behavior on the children themselves now the parents turn. If the parents accarly did something to begin with then the world wouldn’t be as bad. It’s the parents job in enforce restrictions on there children instead of been “blind†and not seeing what there children are doing, some parents I see buy children 5 years of age M+15 games or leave there 6 year old children at a shop watching a LCD screen while they run off and do god knows what somewhere else.
