Art of the Chicken
Part 2 of Trinest’s useless articles
Today were talking about that the internet is filled with n00bs, and why dose my topic get the name of “Art of the Chicken”? No reason just thought it needed something to prove my point.
There are n00bs everywhere, I walk past people at our school library and what are they doing? Using email of course, but with hotmail…only around 256MB, why don’t they take up my offer for Gmail which has 2GB and rising? Or get Yahoo? Because they don’t want to move, some don’t know what 2GB is, some say 256MB is more. People these are the n00bs you should hide from, so quickly grab your blanket, and towel and leave into the forest, so the n00bs don’t get you.

“Face it, the whole internet, is filled with n00bs”
You may think I’m a n00b for righting my article on the most useless information, but I’m doing this only so I can get back on track and try and deliver at lest 1 article a day, maybe more. This is not an n00b; Microsoft describes the word n00b as:
“Some leetspeekers view “n00b” as an insult and “newbie” as an affectionate term for new users.”
I find the word more to be used for someone that is clueless about the internet, I have no reaction if someone calls someone I know that is like this on the internet an n00b, because they are one.

“Don’t call them a n00b because they spell bad, call them lazy”
I have had over the past, lots of people calling me a n00b just because I spell badly, this is nothing to insult for the word n00b, but there is a proper word which fits, “lazy”.
Most people spell badly when there a n00b, (because they use 1337) but most just spell bad, so don’t call them a n00b because they spell bad, call them lazy.

My next useless article will be about. Something not to do with the internet for once, I hope.